Leia and Vader

The real reason Darth Vader turned to the dark side

O'Reilly's secret

The scum of the earth reveals his secret

What A Surprise

Man of Sparta

Here we can see Snyder's excellent new direction incorporating all the knowledge and expertise from the films that he has made

Zack Snyder's Man of Steel

This is what would happen if Zack Snyder's increased the dosage of his speed pills by 2000%

Chris and Rihanna fight reconstruction

Chris Brown's new album

Cobbs gone too deep this time

Movies watched backwards

My version is that it's about a drugged up and pregnant teenagers eventually going back to their parents house only to get touched up by their uncle and the limping dog

One Piece hand

Obi-wan and Vader sharing a joke on a date

Why couldn't star wars be like this then at least we would have obi-wan more and death vader would have chilled out more instead of being a moby dick trying to go after the rebels, episode 2 would have been star wars: empire doesn't do anything or obi-wan and vader dogging sessions.

Wizards Jokes

Here's gandalf look alike having a hissy fit

Wayne Knight Jurassic Park

 

I have three words LOL

The Very Best of Howard Wolowitz

Star Wars and Star Trek

JJ Abrams as you know is going to direct the next star wars movie. Now as we have seen from george lucas, that directing star wars is sure fire way to the dark side and JJ Abrams isn't really a saint if you have seen adrenaline junkie masturbation fest that he called Star Trek he'll probably bring more of the same thing to Star Trek, and if we go by Abrams logic, to make everything go like it wants to die horribly by the salt from your sweat melting your eyes induced by the rush, then what we will get is every character waving their lightsaber about like their on LSD while someone directly inserts the world's most powerful lens flare, fuck it we'll bring the sun, into your eye. This is what Star Wars 7 will be like and I am actually looking forward to it.

Classic George Lucas

It's always nice to see george come and meet us fans and discuss the many thematic and philosophical aspects of the films rather than ripping out souls bit by bit and feeding it into his rectum using an enema tube

Classic George Lucas

More from the baby killing money grabbing machine that is George "ass licking" (himself obviously) Lucas, prancing around with a massive erection with he beats it down with his giant arrogant big head

Classic George Lucas

I just hope he doesn't choke on his money and arrogance. I really want a Jar Jar Binks movie so at least I can tell my non-existent friends that I choked on my shit trying to beat back the cow-headed demons speaking mandarin

Old Darth Vader