Thursday 23 May 2013
Friday 12 April 2013
Thursday 28 March 2013
Tuesday 26 March 2013
Monday 25 March 2013
Sunday 24 March 2013
Man of Sparta
Here we can see Snyder's excellent new direction incorporating all the knowledge and expertise from the films that he has made
Zack Snyder's Man of Steel
This is what would happen if Zack Snyder's increased the dosage of his speed pills by 2000%
Movies watched backwards
My version is that it's about a drugged up and pregnant teenagers eventually going back to their parents house only to get touched up by their uncle and the limping dog
Obi-wan and Vader sharing a joke on a date
Why couldn't star wars be like this then at least we would have obi-wan more and death vader would have chilled out more instead of being a moby dick trying to go after the rebels, episode 2 would have been star wars: empire doesn't do anything or obi-wan and vader dogging sessions.
Saturday 23 March 2013
Star Wars and Star Trek
JJ Abrams as you know is going to direct the next s
tar wars movie. Now as we have seen from george lucas, that directing star wars is sure fire way to the dark side and JJ Abrams isn't really a saint if you have seen adrenaline junkie masturbation fest that he called Star Trek he'll probably bring more of the same thing to Star Trek, and if we go by Abrams logic, to make everything go like it wants to die horribly by the salt from your sweat melting your eyes induced by the rush, then what we will get is every character waving their lightsaber about like their on LSD while someone directly inserts the world's most powerful lens flare, fuck it we'll bring the sun, into your eye. This is what Star Wars 7 will be like and I am actually looking forward to it.
tar wars movie. Now as we have seen from george lucas, that directing star wars is sure fire way to the dark side and JJ Abrams isn't really a saint if you have seen adrenaline junkie masturbation fest that he called Star Trek he'll probably bring more of the same thing to Star Trek, and if we go by Abrams logic, to make everything go like it wants to die horribly by the salt from your sweat melting your eyes induced by the rush, then what we will get is every character waving their lightsaber about like their on LSD while someone directly inserts the world's most powerful lens flare, fuck it we'll bring the sun, into your eye. This is what Star Wars 7 will be like and I am actually looking forward to it.
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